Mrs big glasses. She gives out the passes.

Lacking in humour. Spreads every rumour

First in the loop. Chicken Soup.

Mrs “No morning greeting” Loves a Teams meeting.

First to react. Blows smoke up the crack.

Favourite dish. Micro waved fish

Skinny and pasty.Quotes health and safety.

Knows every trick. Always on the sick.

Migraines and stress. Celery and Cress.

Loud and naughty. Sweary and saucy.

Laughs like a mule. Nobody’s fool.

Everyone’s a winner. Fast food dinner.

Mrs Logical. Her life’s so tragical.

Sticks her nose. Into everyone’s woes

For every lunch. Pot Noodles and monster munch.

Mrs HR. Fake Lashes and bra.

Fake smiles are kept. For the management.

Hard to please. Crackers and Triangular cheese.

Miss leather trousers. Top internet browser.

Blouses aplenty. In box always empty.

Looks underfed. Gluten free bread.