Roses in the garden. Pictures in the hall.

Floorboards creak in the bedroom.

Guess you’ve got it all.

Kitchen smells of coffee.

White electric car.

Crazy paving looks amazing

Guess you’ve got it all.

You have 45 free photographs

Just pay post and package.

Sitting there smiling patiently

To remind you of this wreckage.

More distressed than the floorboards.

Pain in the grain upon the floor.

The only things that don’t walk all over you.

In this pretty sad house of yours

Vacuuming in your vacuum.

Dressed beneath your dressing gown.

So remote with no remote control

The email says it all.

You have 45 free photographs

Just pay post and package.

Sitting there laughing at you.

To remind you of this wreckage.

Roses in the garden.

Paintings in the hall.

The radiator pipes keep knocking.

Guess you’ve got it all.