To banish your boring middle aged blues.

You bought yourself a neck tattoo.

Don’t worry what your wife will say.

Now she won’t forget your birthday.

To banish your boring middle aged blues.

You bought yourself a new tattoo.

Now every time you have sex.

He can groan your name in Sans Serif text.

Too many lifes lived in mono.

Black and white, no colour or stereo.

Hide your hearts under your sleeves.

Where dolphins swim in empty seas.

Where lions roar and anchors hold.

Faded Celtic crosses, green and gold.

Prompts a conversation, as it should.

When taking in or donating blood.