Rubber lipped, double chinned, Pot bellied Hooray.

London late Monday, still drunk on Tuesday.

Sober on Wednesday for whoever’s PMQ’s.

Then it’s “your round at the bar”, for 12.32.

Discuss your above inflation, meagre pay rise.

With your, halitosis affected, home county bar flies.

Never on a Friday, that’s for new meat and fools.

Pleasured by the whip, he follows the rules.