She looked like a younger Shania Twain.

Even shared the same christian name.

Said “I do” and that was her truth.

Photos of tattoos and a missing tooth.

He looked like an old David Ike.

The kind of man a mother wouldn’t like.

Said “I do” and that was his truth

Spoke of alien abductions in his youth.

Pastel dressed Yetis. Threw handfuls of confetti.

At the confused bride and groom.

Her stomach showed, an unexpected load.

Expect an arrival very soon.