Stuck in the Lidl with you.

Bananas, Balaclavas, Barbecue.

It’s so hard to keep the smile off my face.

Bargains all over the place

Dressing gowns to the left of me

Pokers to the right

Here I am,stuck in the Lidl with you.

Well I started off with nothing.

Ive got baskets full of cakes, bakes and ham.

Then the cashier starts calling says “ please pack your own bags , That’s Twenty pounds forty two”

Ple. ee. ee. ee ease.

Ple ee. ee. ee. eese

Im closing can use checkout 2.