It’s my first time over 30

A forced manoeuvre.

A rather large lorry.

Sucked me in like a hoover.

It’s my first time over 40

I was in a transition.

Race home or soil myself

As part of a bowel condition.

It’s my first time over 50

A relative was dying.

We are all in reality.

There’s no harm in trying.

It’s my first time over 70

What was I thinking.

The fear of speeding.

Was dulled by my drinking.