Mahoosive Dinosaur found, on the Isle of Wight.
Rishi’s lost 11 billion. Purse strings not that tight.
4 Million Britons, can buy their council house.
Cant afford petrol or food to feed a mouse.
Supertanskiii asking questions. Boris on the ropes.
Plenty of planes for Rwanda. Airport queues losing hope.
Teesside has an air show. Peter Barrons wrote a book.
Emma Thompsons shed her clothes.
Three mourners treat like crooks.
Tommy Robinson likes a flutter.
I bet you never saw that coming.
Neighbour’s have left the building
Bouncers no longer running.
Crowded House at Scarborough
Mo Salah, footballer of the year.
Jeremy Vines cycling near misses
Durham regatta back this year.