It never comes around too soon
A visit to the Primark changing room.
Purgatory
Or hope or glory
Five items please
One to buy and four to steal
Men and women,
Some uncertain
Hide socks down frocks
Behind sliding curtains.
They hide blouses down trousers
And shirts up skirts
They hide goodies in hoodies
And hide packets in jackets.
Then to brighten up their walking blues.
Stroll past the guards in stolen shoes.