I’m no Charles Darling

I’m no Harry Stottle

No theory of revolution

More like spin the bottle

I’m no Harold Einstein

I’m no Mary Curry

Relatively harmless

Active but in no hurry.

I’m no Mike and Angelo

I’m no Ivor Newton

Ive had a brush with gravity

And drawn my own confusion.

I’m no Gary Leyo

I’m no Ray Charles Riley

But when it comes to writing silly verse

This sums me up entirely