Please boo me off.

I think i’ve earned it.

Flailing punchlines

Missed too many times.

Please boo me off

I’m just not funny.

The worlds biggest bore

At the comedy store.

Please boo me off

Get out a hook

I’m a comedy criminal

Nothing smart or subliminal

Please boo me off

I’ve no sense of timing

An erratic clock

Tic tock, tic tic..…. tock.