I have a scapegoat called Govey.

I let him out on a Tuesday

Wednesday Its Dorries

They deflect bad news stories

If alls well, i’ll send out Patel.

I’ve a scapegoat called Shapps

He loves to blow smoke up my ass

He’s absolutely useless,

Worse than George Eustice

But less fuss than Lizzy UnTrust

I’ve a scapegoat called Raab

On a Friday if things are going bad

He will denigrate and malign

While still towing my line

At best he’s a blood sucking pest.