Mr Hard faced and miserable. A smile never visible.

Chews gum like a sentence. Says he couldn’t care less.

Hips don’t lie. Steak and Kidney Pie

Mr Fidgety Man. Bright green Energy can.

Never stops talking. Never stops walking.

Not much fun. Fresh Cream bun.

Mr Quiet as a Mouse. Bought his mums house.

First in last out. Single no doubt.

Possible mole. Greggs sausage roll.

Mr Gregarious. Covers all areas

Laughs loud and hearty. Soul of the party.

Red face like a farmer. Chicken Shawarma

Mr Keen to Impress. Pass any test.

Writing so neat. Beat any spreadsheet

Size 28 hips. Cola and chips.

Mr I Don’t Believe it. I’m surrounded by idiots.

These people need sacking. Send them all packing.

It’s a good job I’m here. Golf jumpers, warm beer.

Mr Laid Back Takes up no slack

Teeth tapping pen. Speaks now and then.

Tupperware box. Tuna bun, Mr Men socks.

Mr Head Down Arse up. Manky old cup

One pair of slacks . Shows his arse crack.

Work desks a mess. Stale coffee breath.

Mr one more year. He Won’t get out of here.

Notice the tension. He’s checking his pension

Forecast no good. Statins and rice pud.

Mr I.B.D

Says he’s off for a pee.

Two hours later.

“ They’ve ran out of paper”

Scared of spreadsheets

No onions tomatoes or wheat.