Gogglebox.

Watching you watching others.

Sat with your sisters and brothers.

Your fathers and mothers.

Laughter and tears.

You couldn’t get closer.

Now a space on the chair.

They once sat there.

Charlie.

Who is going to hit the skins?

Tap the pedal, tickle the tins?

Drive on the beat thing.

A silent gentleman.

Who drove the words he sings.

Now a space on the chair.

An imposter waits there.

Don.

Brotherly love, a bye bye love.

Too many shows,the highs and lows.

That’s what fame does.

Wake up and dream.

From the stars above.

Now a space on the chair.

For Suzy to wake and stare.

Sean.

Comedy’s a hard and brutal game.

Most comedians sound the same.

Instant glory from internet fame.

I know your name.

The voice and the face.

Now a space on the chair.

Where a tiger stands and stares.